I thought things couldn’t get much worst….but yet, as soon as you say that out loud they totally get worse.
I was doing my casual swiping of left, right, left on Bumble BFF looking for a new girl squad. If you don’t know what Bumble is, it’s a dating app where the girls have to message the guys first in 24 hours or you lose your love match forever (ever….ever)! They added a new feature called Bumble BFF where you can look for girl friends, not to get it confused with girlfriends, in your area to do normal girl stuff: gossip, drink wine, Netflix binge on Grey’s Anatomy, etc. Well, I matched with this blonde hair-blue-eyed-freckled girl on BFF…or so I thought. We exchanged a few messages and I told her if she wasn’t doing anything by the weekend to call me so we can hang! Completely innocent. Our schedules were conflicting so it pushed our meet up a week out but this morning we finally went and grabbed some coffee. And food because of course I’m the only one that ate because I can never say no to food.
It wasn’t awkward at all and she was normal! It was more normal than half the guy dates i’ve been on which was a relief. We finished our coffee…and food..and went home. I was thinking to myself on the way home that I met a potential friend and was so excited. It’s lonely out here in lala land and you need your girls to keep you sane. Ya feel?
I get a text 30 min later saying she wanted to clarify things and didn’t know if I wanted to be just friends. I was so confused by this and had to bring in reinforcements. I got the roomie to evaluate the text and we sat there puzzled because I thought for sure we had met on Bumble BFF…….WRONG.
I definitely accidentally clicked on “seeking women” and swiped right on her. She told me she only liked girls and thought initially I had too when we matched. I felt so bad and wondered how many other people I had done that too. I’m strictly dickly and have no intentions of going the other way. It was an honest mistake and I felt so bad that I probably led her on for a week! We talked it out and realized how much of an idiot I was and that I needed to be careful but she said we can still be friends. I totally hope she meant it!
This would happen to me.
Hahah damn she probably got so wet thinking how hot you were next time you get hit on at least give the girl a kiss
This post made me laugh a bunch. I know that if I was a girl I would be more than capable of doing this very thing. Not once. Not twice. But over and over again. Life is hard sometimes.